Why $UNFK Is Different

Forget VC tokens who dump on retail. Memecoins are giving power back to the people, but many memecoin “fair launches” are anything but.

Let’s do better than secret bundles and “aged” wallets.

Let’s harness this historic moment in time where wealth, memetics, and impact can come together to disrupt the corruption on Wall Street.

$UNFK is a new memecoin narrative that flips the script with transparency, and builds trust in these key ways:

  • Long-Term Unlocks: Early supporters and thought leaders bought in at a $27M valuation with a 24+ month daily unlock.
  • Community Launch: $UNFK is launching at a $10M valuation which means the community gets in at a 60% lower price.
  • Fully Visible Tokenomics: All wallets and supply unlock information can be found on the $UNFK Streamflow Dashboard.
  • 100% Treasury Commitment: Every treasury dollar goes to anti-corruption pranks, CEX/DEX LP, and building the community.
  • LP Burned: Initial liquidity pool is burned on Meteora.
  • Team Lock-Up: Team tokens are locked for 12 months, then unlock over 36.
Tokenomics

Airdrops During Alpha Testing

During alpha, $UNFK rewards were paid in weekly prank reward pools of SOL payments throughout 2024 to avoid native token sell pressure. These weekly reward pools incentivize Agent contribution in the form of UGC, alpha testing, and fuels pranks against corruption. In December, 1% of $UNFK will go to top Agents for testing support, unlocking over 6 months. Further $UNFK airdrops will be carefully considered and only used to drive dramatically more network effects into the ecosystem in ways that are accretive to all stakeholders.

FAQ’s

Who’s behind $UNFK?

Agent Lovelace (aka Gunnar Lovelace), a doxxed founder with a track record of building communities with millions of users online, creating billions of dollars of enterprise value, and fighting corporations. No relation to Linda Lovelace, but she taught him everything he knows.

How much of the supply goes to the team?

The team gets 19% of the supply, unlocking over 36 months for long-term alignment.

How will $UNFK actually drive change?

Large consumer brands are extremely vulnerable to memetic power highlighting their corruption. Companies that profit on poisoning children or the planet will be targeted to drive real-world impact and network effects and bring millions into crypto with UNFK as a bridge.

UNFK is working on building a prank-based, two-sided marketplace connecting conscious brands, NGOs, and agents for real-world impact. Much more on this later.

Is $UNFK venture-backed?

No fucking way. This is all funded by Agent Lovelace and values-aligned thought leaders who are committed to the long term mission.

Where can I find transparent allocation and vesting info?

Check the $UNFK Streamflow Dashboard.

Creating a mass-market marketplace that gamifies civic engagement?

Agent Lovelace pioneered a model at Thrive Market where brands pay tens-of-millions annually to participate in the Thrive platform. Similarly, $UNFK will bridge philanthropic groups, values-aligned family offices, big NGOs and conscious brands to fund engagement in causes the community supports, like micro-plastics removal from our oceans. These parties will buy $UNFK token to distribute to UNFK agents for pranking companies involved in corruption. This marketplace will fuel buy pressure and create lasting impact. Much more on this later.